Steve McClaren

FC Twente's title-winning manager is reborn as Mary Poppins, Superman and Tim Robbins in this week's efforts
  
  


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It's up to Andrew Webster to get the ball rolling: 'As the job offers flooded in, Steve hoped he would be able to blend in as well as he did at Twente' Photograph: guardian.co.uk
Gallery: Steve McClaren: The Gallery: Steve McClaren
The Dutch were so impressed by Steve, says Andrew Ferguson, that they incorporated him into their No1 export Photograph: guardian.co.uk
Gallery: Steve McClaren: The Gallery: Steve McClaren
That umbrella makes its first appearance, courtesy of Rhys Williams, who reckons Steve is a dead ringer for Bingo from the Banana Splits Photograph: guardian.co.uk
Gallery: Steve McClaren: The Gallery: Steve McClaren
'Schteve's impeccable Dutch landed him a lucrative deal as the voice of a language learning product,' parps Nathan Simpson Photograph: guardian.co.uk
Gallery: Steve McClaren: The Gallery: Steve McClaren
'Big mistake. Big. Huge.' Roy Boujaoude goes all Pretty Woman on us Photograph: guardian.co.uk
Gallery: Steve McClaren: The Gallery: Steve McClaren
'There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension where Steve McClaren is a good manager. It is an area which we call the Twilight Zone,' titters Tom Nycz-Losi from a parallel universe Photograph: guardian.co.uk
Gallery: Steve McClaren: The Gallery: Steve McClaren
'After a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious job in Enschede, where will Stevie Poppins end up next?' ponders Phil Brown Photograph: guardian.co.uk
Gallery: Steve McClaren: The Gallery: Steve McClaren
Here's more of the same from Oliver Sparrow Photograph: guardian.co.uk
Gallery: Steve McClaren: The Gallery: Steve McClaren
'Not even Steve would let poor Arsène forget five seasons without silverware,' harrumphs François Charron with a Gallic shrug Photograph: guardian.co.uk
Gallery: Steve McClaren: The Gallery: Steve McClaren
'Superman Steve uses his new found Twente Twente vision to help with oil dispersal in The Gulf of Mexico,' reports Al Balmer ... Photograph: guardian.co.uk
Gallery: Steve McClaren: The Gallery: Steve McClaren
... before returning with this. '"Believe me, I know what it's like when the whole country wants to hang you," lectures Mr Motivator'
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Gallery: Steve McClaren: The Gallery: Steve McClaren
Rob Deacon predicts a fine literary career for Steve off the back of his recent success ... Photograph: guardian.co.uk
Gallery: Steve McClaren: The Gallery: Steve McClaren
... while the final word goes to Daniel David, who reckons Hollywood is calling Photograph: guardian.co.uk
 

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