You are what you eat and Roy Boujaoude reckons that could be the root of David's problems. Now, you may see a few more donut gags before this Gallery is out, here's the reference for the uninitiatedPhotograph: Photomontage'David's new gloves gave him quite the advantage in goal,' laughs Rowan AverillPhotograph: PhotomontageDouglas French has a big idea: 'They should lock 'em up and throw away the key. And then start a reality TV series' Photograph: Photomontage'I don’t know whether it’s the thin head, the hair, or the sense that something disastrous could happen any minute, but he reminds me of Beaker,' says Rob SchofieldPhotograph: Photomontage'David is harshly booked by Martin Atkinson for hiding afternoon snacks on the crossbar," chortles Koichiro YamamuraPhotograph: Photomontage'Maybe it's the fingernails, or maybe the hair getting in his eyes causing all those dropped shots,' muses Andrew DeanPhotograph: PhotomontageArum Gumusayan provides more donut-based humourPhotograph: Photomontage'Chapter Two – Delap's long throws on a wet and windy Tuesday,' reads aloud Owen HulmePhotograph: PhotomontageTim reckons David's beard conjures up some intriguing imagesPhotograph: PhotomontageHere's Bryan Williams: 'Separated at birth. Reunited in England. Driven by bad decision making. Double Impact (on United's chances of winning the Premier League)'Photograph: Photomontage'No caption - he just looks like him,' says Feint Zebra. Although now there is technically a caption, but we digressPhotograph: PhotomontageThis was the less libel-tastic of Alun Hewinson's efforts Photograph: Photomontage