"A Boddingtons spokesman said they were proud to sponsor such a team of bottlers," guffaws John Paul BarryPhotograph: n/aBrendan Ashbrook may or may not be Keyser Söze. "The greatest trick the (Red) Devils ever played was convincing the world their defence existed"Photograph: n/aMore film poster fun with Ambrose Heron. "Director Ken Loach has made some last minute changes to his new film," he sniggersPhotograph: n/a"It's Ronald'oh," honks Colin HammondPhotograph: n/aYes, it's childish, and no, it's not a great work of Photoshopping genius. But Thomas Nycz-Losi's entry still made us smirkPhotograph: n/a"He was Rio's worst nightmare: a striker who plays in the hole all night, then pops up in the box to score," chortles Martin NicholsonPhotograph: n/aThis is another fine Messi United have got themselves into, according to John Paul BarryPhotograph: n/aEither Simon Coker can't spell, or he's implying that Jamie Redknapp can'tPhotograph: n/a"Hours later, Ryan Giggs suddenly remembered exactly what he meant to do today," parps Richard GoleszowskiPhotograph: n/a"This will never work," protests Thierry Henry in Thomas Nycz-Losi's second entry. "Just shut up and smuggle me to Spain before Fergie sees me," replies Manchester's favourite PortugueezerPhotograph: n/a"90 minutes of classic British comedy (defending) set in Rome," explains Martin MyersPhotograph: n/aDavid Smith reckons Ronaldo is no longer the best pound-for-pound footballer out therePhotograph: n/a"United's players really didn't show up for the final, did they," muses Nick PettigrewPhotograph: n/aWe're not sure quite how Rafael Benítez crept into Stephen Garman's entryPhotograph: n/aWe think Brian Corcoran's trying to make an 'Et tu Brute' gag ...Photograph: n/a