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Adnan Januzaj: Adnan Januzaj
'Some have suggested that Adnan Januzaj's heavily coiffured hair was influenced by David Bowie's Thin White Duke era,' croon The Illustrated Game Photograph: Photomontage
Adnan Januzaj: Adnan Januzaj
'I really liked the pictures by Daniel Nyari recently featured in the Guardian. Thought I'd give his minimalist style a bash,' chortles Colin McArthur in what is not so much a caption as an explanation. But whatever Photograph: Photomontage
Adnan Januzaj: Adnan Januzaj
'Adnan Januzaj and Ashley Young compete for gold in the men's synchronised 10m platform,' hoots Steven Heatherwick Photograph: Photomontage
Adnan Januzaj: Adnan Januzaj
'Adnan(dos),' parps Richard Owen Photograph: Photomontage
Adnan Januzaj: Adnan Januzaj
'"Crime? What crime? ... My diving to win a penalty at Old Trafford... fooling a loathsome, harmful louse called Howard Webb ... and you call that a crime?" Young Adnan 'Raskolnikov"'Januzaj imagines himself to be a great man, operating above conventional Premier League law. But would his conscience finally get the better of him?" William Wilson loses us with actual literature Photograph: Photomontage
Adnan Januzaj: Adnan Januzaj
'All together now: "he's got the whole world on his shoulders ... or something",' reckons Tim Sinclair Photograph: Photomontage
Adnan Januzaj: Adnan Januzaj
'Adnan Januzaj knows what he has to do to follow in Cristiano Ronaldo's famous boots: get built, get a fake tan, and get cocky (a trademark celebration and catchphrase should do the trick)' honks Chris Lamb Photograph: Photomontage
Adnan Januzaj: Adnan Januzaj
'Adnan’s diminutive presence is in great demand from all the great footballing nations – where can he find refuge? chortles Jamie Cain Photograph: Photomontage
Adnan Januzaj: Adnan Januzaj
'David Moyes’ decision to treat Adnan Januzaj to his favourite meal backfired when Adnan suddenly realised this was the only piece of silverware he would be getting his hands on this season,' laughs Chris Allen Photograph: Adnan Januzaj
 

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