Bébé

Manchester United's forward of questionable ability stars as a white elephant, 999 different babies and Frances Houseman from Dirty Dancing
  
  


Bebe Gallery: Adam Williams Bebe
Sir Alex makes a much better Hamlet than Mel Gibson in this effort from Adam Williams
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Bebe Gallery: AndrewFergusonbebe
'I want a Bébé.' Andrew Ferguson's caption doesn't really say anything new but he gets high marks for giving Sir Alex a pair of moobs
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Bebe Gallery: Fil Barber
'Bébé: Brilliant or crap? The critics were still unsure.' Fil Barber is a little more modernist in his approach
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Bebe Gallery: Bebe Gallery Blake Gladman
'Nobody puts Bébé in the corner,' chuckles Blake Gladman, who isn't big enough to admit he's a fan of Dirty Dancing
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Bebe Gallery: Ben Daly Bebe
'Nobody puts Bébé in the corner,' says Ben Daly, who is big enough to admit he's a fan of Dirty Dancing
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Bebe Gallery: Tony McRossan
'Jim fixed it for me to be a footballer for a day,' snorts Tony McRossan
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The Gallery: Bebe: The Gallery: Bebe
Leon Ward gets to the bottom of how our hero was really discovered
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Bebe Gallery: Chris Fagg Bebe
'Sir Alex has been looking for that dead-eyed, opponent-scaring presence since Roy Keane left,' deadpans Chris Fagg
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Bebe Gallery: Jason Froggett Bebe
'The noisy neighbours' spending sends Sir Alex a little crazy as he unveils his third summer signing,' giggles Jason Froggett. Perhaps a BBC reporter is lurking out of shot too
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Bebe Gallery: Rowan Averill
Rowan Averill reckons the Manchester United coach driver has greater reason than ever to be careful now that Bébé's in the Champions League squad
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Bebe Gallery: Tamlin-Creighton See Bebe
Tamlin Creighton-See has some advice for Sir Alex. 'There is a young sensation rocking the world, but it isn't Bébé it's Bieber ... B-I-E-B-E-R'
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The Gallery: Bebe: The Gallery: Bebe
From one teen phenomenon to another, courtesy of Phil Brown. 'Oh Bébé Bébé, how was I supposed to know ... that you weren't very good'
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Bébé morphs into a mean Hilary Swank in Richard Boothroyd's offering
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'Fergie signed Bébé only after his top-secret scout had sung the forward's praises,' sniggers a slightly mean John Paul Barry
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Al Balmer fears Bébé may well turn into a white elephant
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Bebe Gallery: Bebe Steve
Steve (who doesn't appear to have a surname) wraps things up this week. 'The three grand old men of the United first team had their hearts melted by the Portuguese orphan.' Warms the cockles doesn't it?
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