'Neil from The Inbetweeners couldn't believe his luck when these two invited him to dance,' hoots David MacnamaraPhotograph: Photomontage'Louis van Gaal is praying that Di María will become his Ángel del Norte,' chuckles Daniel McGarryPhotograph: Photomontage'Ángoll's precious move to Mount Doom goes wrong quite quickly,' warns Alun HewinsonPhotograph: Photomontage'I'm very excited to be joining Manchester, I hope to win a lot of trophies here ... Mr Pellegrini, may I take the blindfold off now?' William Wilson thinks Di María has been tricked.Photograph: John Peters/Photomontage'Ángel Di María's nickname is "The Noodle". I bet a lot of his teammates will be looking to pasta him. Sorry about that,' apologises Pim Pieters, quite rightly Pim PietersPhotograph: Photomontage