'Louis van Gaal makes it clear it he will not be influenced by any past manager of Manchester United,' honks Gerard ParkerPhotograph: Photomontage'Llama van Gaal: long neck, intelligent, floppy hairstyle and you definitely don't want to make him angry,' parps Chris ReillyPhotograph: Photomontage'Will it be the glorious long reign of the Sun King or will the pomp and ceremony of Louis's coronation all end in tears?' wonders Duncan SmithPhotograph: PhotomontageChris Lamb reckons just like Louis CK, Louis VG's unique style will entertain us this seasonPhotograph: Photomontage'I can't be the only one who thinks there's a resemblance,' pleads Matt ByronPhotograph: Photomontage"Louis Van Gaal has every right to complain about commercial pressures during overseas tours," honks Tim Daly. Photograph: Photomontage'The man with the Midas touch realises this won't be an easy job as he observes Cleverley training,' hoots Will BucklandPhotograph: Photomontage'Louis van Gaal ordered his players to swap all their luxury man bags, hand bags and glad rags for his own luxury brand,' reports Hugh ReesPhotograph: Photomontage"Louis the Tall ... I don't know what this represents," chuckles Robert De Korte, bafflinglyPhotograph: Photomontage'A Dutch masterpiece,' cheers Gareth GriffithsPhotograph: Photomontage