HERE WE GO
Happy GWC Day everyone! Sure, Bigger Cup may have become the pinnacle of football in the 21st century, but nothing stirs the child within like the beginning of a Geopolitics World Cup. The 23rd edition kicks off on Thursday when co-hosts Mexico face South Africa at the Azteca Stadium, a venue that is a World Cup Proustian rush all on its own. The two greatest players of all time, Pelé and Diego Maradona, both won the World Cup in that stadium. Kylian Mbappé, Cristiano Ronaldo, Lamine Yamal and the other modern greats won’t be able to do that this year, as the final is being played in the USA USA USA. As you may have read, that country is currently run by a disinfectant-peddling despot, and its approach to inclusivity has been one of many controversies heading into the tournament.
Fifa overlord Gianni Infantino addressed those controversies at a press conference on Wednesday. “We don’t live on the moon, we live on planet Earth,” he mimed. “We have to respect that we are not kings of the world, who can rule over governments and police forces. We are a sports organisation that does as much as we can. It’s important sometimes to chill, relax. Sometimes screaming and shouting does not find a solution.” Chill, relax. If you break both legs walking the dog today, remember to chill, relax. If you’re denied the chance to make history as the first Somali referee at a World Cup, then linked to “terror organisations” by a spokesparrot for the government of the world’s most powerful country? Chill, relax.
In fairness, Infantino has created plenty of opportunities for football fans to chill, relax, wake up on the sofa wondering what day it is over the next five weeks. His bumper 48-team tournament includes 72 group matches, which is eight more than the entire GWC in Qatar. Excluding added time, drinks breaks, emergency stoppages for extreme weather conditions that are in no way related to the climate crisis, those 72 games will produce 108 hours of football. In the same time you could watch every episode of The Sopranos and still have 22 hours to spare; better still, you could watch Das Boot (1997 Director’s Cut) 31 times and have a few minutes left over to check whether the press have turned on Thomas Tuchel.
The beauty of the GWC is that, when it’s at its best, those like Infantino are still powerless to ruin it. Sure, some of the group games will turn us into a kind of sedentary Sisyphus, ploughing on into the wee hours around the world to watch another 0-0 draw. But there will also be dozens of moments in the next five weeks when we are lost in euphoria, wonder, shock, anger or despair – like the final in Qatar last time round, or any of the stunning moments featured in these pages over the years. Most of them don’t even need a description - they all have names, or just a name. The Hand of God; the Maracanazo; the Cruyff Turn; the Disgrace of Gijón; Saipan; Josimar.
The Brobdingnagian nature of the GWC is both a weakness – 2am BST, 22 June: New Zealand v Egypt – and a strength. Cape Verde, Curaçao, Jordan and Uzbekistan are World Cup debutants, while Scotland, Haiti, Norway, DR Congo and Iraq are playing for the first time in the 21st century. Their presence should infuse the tournament with some of the wide-eyed innocence of old. Wales, Iceland and others enriched Euro 2016 in similar circumstances; Georgia went out in the last 16 of Euro 2024 but left an impression on the soul of neutrals, and not only because of their ice-staking genius Khvicha Kvaratskhelia. When those newbies have exited the stage, the heavyweights – and outsiders-who-shouldn’t-really-be-outsiders like Senegal and Japan – will fight to get their hands on Jules Rimet II. Whoever wins this competition may not be as good a team as Paris Saint-Germain, but the World Cup remains the ultimate prize.
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John Brewin will steer home the GWC news blog until 6pm BST (1pm EDT) before Daniel Harris leaps into the hot seat for minute-by-minute coverage of Mexico 2-0 South Africa in the opening game at 8pm BST (3pm EDT). And then Jonathan Howcroft picks up the baton for the Friday 3am BST (10pm EDT) encounter when South Korea get the better of Czechia 1-0.
RECOMMENDED PREDICTING
If you haven’t played the Bracketology game, what have you been doing? Oh. Anyway, there’s still time for you to get your GWC ducks in a row and set out who you think is going to win the whole darn thing.
QUOTE OF THE DAY
“I can’t wait to walk around there the next time I go to Rockefeller Center or Radio City Music Hall” – Thierry Henry reacts to the renaming of a street in Manhattan as “Thierry Henry Way”, with an intersection in Queens also changed in tribute to Pelé.
FOOTBALL DAILY LETTERS
I see TV companies are now worried about how long half-time entertainment will last at the GWC. Why not just have a concert and halfway through have a 30-minute game of football? The way things are going, that’s what Fifa will probably end up planning for in the future anyway” – Stephen Kruger.
Can I be the first of 1,057 to point out that in response to Callum Taylor (yesterday’s Football Daily letters), if there’s one thing the GWC most definitely isn’t short of, it’s moving goalposts. Bottle of water anyone?” – Gordon MacLeod (and no others).
If you have any, please send letters to the.boss@theguardian.com. Today’s prizeless letter o’ the day is … Stephen Kruger. Terms and conditions for our competitions, when we run them, are here.
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