1. 'For all his horses, knighthoods and championships, he hasn't got two of what I've got. And I don't mean balls!'

   1. 

      Sir Alf Ramsey

   2. 

      Sir Alex Ferguson

   3. 

      Sir Bobby Robson

   4. 

      Sir Matt Busby

2. 'If he’d been English or Swedish, he’d have walked the England job'

   1. 

      Jock Stein

   2. 

      Kenny Dalglish

   3. 

      Martin O'Neill

   4. 

      Bob Paisley

3. '[He] is a handsome young man but he spends too much time looking in his mirror rather than at the ball'

   1. 

      David Beckham

   2. 

      Teddy Sheringham

   3. 

      David Bentley

   4. 

      David Seaman

4. 'I only ever hit [him] the once. He got up so I couldn't have hit him very hard'

   1. 

      Stuart Pearce

   2. 

      Billy Bremner

   3. 

      Roy Keane

   4. 

      Steve Chettle

5. 'Some people think you can take football boots off and put a suit on. You can't do that'

   1. 

      Bryan Robson

   2. 

      John Barnes

   3. 

      Roy Keane

   4. 

      David Platt

6. 'He's a very talented man and I don't like him'

   1. 

      Peter Taylor

   2. 

      Don Revie

   3. 

      Dave Mackay

   4. 

      Kevin Keegan

7. I'd have cut his balls off'

   1. 

      Jan Tomaszewski

   2. 

      Norman Hunter

   3. 

      Trevor Francis

   4. 

      Eric Cantona

8. 'Who the hell wants 14 pairs of shoes when you go on holiday? I haven't had 14 pairs in my life'

   1. 

      Madonna

   2. 

      Victoria Beckham

   3. 

      Kate Moss

   4. 

      Louise Redknapp

9. '[He] played football the way Fred Astaire danced'

   1. 

      Bobby Moore

   2. 

      Jimmy Greaves

   3. 

      Wilf Mannion

   4. 

      Pelé

10. 'I want to fight him'

    1. 

       Frank Bruno

    2. 

       Mike Tyson

    3. 

       Sam Longson

    4. 

       Muhammad Ali

Solutions

1:B, 2:C, 3:D, 4:C, 5:D, 6:B, 7:D, 8:B, 9:C, 10:D

Scores

1. 0 and above.

   Stand up straight, get your shoulders back and get your hair cut

2. 1 and above.

   Quiz-takers lose you games, not tactics

3. 2 and above.

   Rome wasn't built in a day

4. 3 and above.

   Take your hands out of your pockets

5. 4 and above.

   You had a good chance on paper. Unfortunately, the quiz took place online

6. 5 and above.

   You are the shop window, not so much the goods in the back

7. 6 and above.

   We're not looking for you to just stay up with the Liverpools, Man Uniteds and Arsenals

8. 7 and above.

   Pick your moment to retire very carefully – in about 200 years' time

9. 8 and above.

   When your grandchild says 'you did not get many academic qualifications', get out this quiz result. They are your O- and A-levels

10. 9 and above.

    When you go, God’s going to have to give up his favourite chair

11. 10 and above.

    I wouldn't say you're the best quiz-taker in the business … but you're in the top one