What Kane said about how his teammates talk about him – what a feeling that must be. During the World Cup, it was moving to hear the England players discuss his dedication, seriousness and intensity in every single training session, and their desire to learn from him; no one has done more to maximise their talent.

Kane says he’s a bit nervous as unlike a match it’s out of his control. He’s hoping it goes his way, and has seen some friends and family. Told there’s not much more he could’ve done, he says there’s always more, and had he converted one of the Champions League and World Cup semis to silverware, he’d have taken it for sure. He backs himself as a finisher and as a creator, so with fast players around him and the way Bayern play, he’s able to drop deeper while still scoring the goals. He loves the way his teammates talk about him and hopes he wins tonight.

“I like to ask who would you pay the most to watch, rather than who is the best,” emails Fin, a bit of a follow-on from the email Josh sent regards Ronaldinho. Out of the current players my top three would be Yamal, Kvaratskhelia and Olise.”

They are probably our foremost artists, though I also love Pedri for that. As it goes, Dembélé was once in that category, then became a more serious accumulator.

Ooooh yeah, Ousmane Dembélé takes the lead in the rig-out stakes, so cool he makes sunglasses indoors look banging. Again, photo to follow.

Harry Kane arrives, hair McDonald’s arching as it does. In an amazing turn-up for the books, his suit isn’t a slick as Mbappé’s or even close to it – photo to follow.

“Joining a long line of people who say this popularity contest, leaked to you by Fabrizio, is dead to them after an injustice,” laments Jakob Mathiszig-Lee. “Nedved over Henry in 03 for me, but there’s plenty of others, Sneijder in 10 and Lewandowski in 20 and 21.”

I agree, those Messi/Ronaldo years were suboptimal. Essentially, Nedved got it for one performance, Juve v Real Madrid in the Champions League – though I actually think Ruud van Nistelrooy would’ve won the domestic awards were the voting done later in the season.

Mbappe is in the house, looking pretty suave. Eddie Howe and Jason Tindall are surely due shortly.

“How many of these candidates actually make you smile for the quality of their football and skills?” wonders Josh Goldblatt. “Maybe Lamine, but the last entertainer surely was Ronaldinho, 2005 winner.”

You set them up and I’ll stick them away: here’s a piece about the wonder of O Bruxo.

Otherwse, I think Olise is that type of player though not, of course that type of quality – perhaps yet – likewise Mbappé. I mean look at this from last week.

“Re ‘he’s the best finisher from 12-22 yards I’ve ever seen,’” begins Geoff Wignall. “I get that you’re too young to have seen Greaves, Eusebio, Best, Law or Cruyff – let alone Puskas, whom I also never saw - but are you really claiming he’s better from that range than Messi? ‘Cause he ain’t.”

I’m too young to have seen them in the flesh, but Denis Law was a penalty-box player, likewise Greaves. Best’s goalscoring is underappreciated – from 64-65 to 71-72, he scored 14, 17, 10, 32, 22, 23, 22, 27 – but he wasn’t as deadly from the edge of the box as Kane and I don’t think Messi was either. He is as good with curlers, but not the low-backlift laces.

Luis de la Fuente tells Dazn he’d like to manage in the Premier League eventually, which is an interesting one – the job is very different to the one he’s currently killing, and building a team to play in his style would not be at all easy.

“Your rationale for Kane not winning is just weird,” reckons Emmanuel Dairo. “Lamine had perhaps the worst World Cup of a certified superstar outside maybe post-elite Ronaldo in 2022. I don’t think it’s up for debate that Kane performed better in USA than him overall. As for playing for the best team argument, so did Yamal, and I’d go as far as saying Kane being a space-vacating cenre-forward was a big part of why someone like Michael Olise blossomed. Finally, for all Mbappe’s brilliance, his efforts ultimately led to nothing for club or country, unlike Kane.”

Olise was brilliant at Palace, which is why Bayern bought him and also brilliant for France – his performance against Senegal was better than any Kane delivered at the World Cup.

On Lamine, I think his work in La Liga is worth more than Kane’s in the Bundesliga, and he delivered in the World Cup semi, when, I’m afraid, Kane shrunk and, on Mbappe, I can’t be differentiating Kane from him by virtue of a title won with Bayern, given they’d managed 11 in a row before he arrived and Mbappe. brilliant at the World Cup, has the explosive ability that I want in my personal concepption of what a centre-forward should be.

“The Ballon d’Or is dead to me,” writes Marek Wojenski. “In the last decade or two it’s been a public relations contest but what finally did it was the cancellation of the award in 2020.
Lewandowski should have won it. Yes, as a Poland fan, I am bitter as we’re not likely to have another Polish candidate in my lifetime.”

I don’t know about that – we’ve had two in mine, the other being Zibi Boniek, and three since 1974, Kazimierz Deyna the missing man.

R9, we learn, will be presenting the men’s award. He won it in 1997, when there was no doubt whatsoever as to who the best player in the world was. To this day, I’ve seen no one so shockingly brilliant, a superhuman playing an entirely different sport to the rest. Here’s a piece on what made him so special.

I’m delighted to see Barbra Banda on the shortlist. Selfishly, I’d love her to come to the WSL – I think she’d be an incredible fit. Oh, and Putellas who has joined us in the UK, is in the house; she prepared an outfit but hasn’t prepared a speech. No matter, she owns some of the most articulate feet in the world.

I can’t for the life of me get on board with the line we’re now hearing: had Argentina somehow snaffled the World Cup, the award would have to be Messi’s. He’s still got plenty, of course, but a stuffy set-piece goal, say, or a 0-0 and penalty triumph wouldn’t have somehow made him the best in the world. It’s not a lifetime achievement award.

Talking of UK winners, it’s absolutely insane to think that, in 1968, three winners – Denis Law, Bobby Charlton and George Best – played in the same Manchester United team. Now, though, despite the money in the Premier League and with the exception of Erling Haaland and Bruno Fernandes, the best attackers are found in La Liga and Ligue 1. That looks likely to change only in the next generation and only if English clubs develop their own elite talent

DAZN have just interviewed Michael Owen, since the sad death of Kevin Keegan the only surviving British winner. If I’m honest, he did pretty well to get that, which isn’t to decry his efforts – in Rome and Cardiff especially – but the best player in the world? Not for me, Clive.

There appears to have been a leak: on the Ballon d’Or website, there’ve been articles lauding Kane, Mbappé and Lamine. That won’t surprise anyone, but of course the order is what really matters.

“Team PSG, Manager Luis Enrique, Ballon D’Or Harry Kane,” reckons Krishnamoorthy V. “Have Real Madrid decided to be present this year?”

Isn’t is sweet of them?

Lamine will, we have to assume, win the young player away for the third time on the spin. I think we can confidently say he was the best 16-year-old we’ve ever seen though, once he turned 17, Pelé had him beat.

Why, then, am I not going for Kane, seeing as you don’t ask. It’s a strange one given he’s the best finisher from 12-22 yards I’ve ever seen, and has reinvented his position, a prolific goalscorer but also a playmaker. However throughout his career, he’s not quite done it in the biggest games, and I just can’t anoint him the planet’s best for this season when he couldn’t get it done in the closing stages of either World Cup or Champions League – again. Killing the Bundesliga in by far its best team, even without him, and a brace against DR Congo, just isn’t enough, and ultimately, that’s why I’m going for Lamine – though, if you asked me who I think the best player in the world is, I’d probably say Mbappé, just.

So who should win? In the women’s competition, I’m going for the wondrous Alexia Putellas; I’m not sure many will argue to the contrary.

The men’s competition is a harder choice. I can’t decide between Kylian Mbappé and Lamine Yamal, but I’m going for Lamine because he inspired Barcelona to the title and was easily the better of the two in the World Cup semi; in third, I’d go for Michael Olise, but I’m sure Harry Kane will be on the podium.

Should anyone fancy learning even more about Sir Stan, here’s a piece about him and the nature of heroism.

So who’s going to win? Well, first things first: the ceremony is being held in London to honour Stanley Matthews, who won the debut award 70 years ago.